"The Calculus Diariesis a great primer for anyone who needs to get over their heebie-jeebies about an upcoming calculus class, or for anyone who's ever wondered how calculus fits into everyday life and wants to be entertained, too!" -Danica McKellar, New York Timesbestselling author of Math Doesn't Suckand Hot X: Algebra Exposed "Zombies? Surfing? Gambling? Nobody told me calculus could be like this. To my twelfth-grade math teacher: I demand a do-over!" -Carl Zimmer, author of Parasite Rexand The Tangled Bank: An Introduction to Evolution "Back in the day, when I was close to flunking out of calculus class because I couldn't understand why it was worth my valuable time to actually understand it, I needed someone like Jennifer Ouellette to gently explain how I wrong I was. She's like every English major's dream math teacher: funny, smart, infected with communicable enthusiasm, and she can rock a Buffy reference. In this book, she hastens the day when more people are familiar with an integral function than with Justin Bieber." -Peter Sagal, host, NPR's "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me," and author of The Book of Vice "In this wonderful and compulsively readable book, Jennifer Ouellette finds the signature of mathematics -- and especially calculus, of course -- in the most unexpected places, the gorgeously lunatic architecture of Spain's Antonio Gaudi, the shimmering arc of waves on a beach. Just following her on the journey is the half the fun. But the other half is learning about the natural beauty and elegance of calculations. Ouellette's ever clear and always stimulating voice is a perfect match to the subject - and The Calculus Diaries is a tour de force." -Deborah Blum, author of The Poisoner's Handbook: Murder and the Birth of Forensic Medicine in Jazz Age New York "As amusing as it is enlightening, The Calculus Diariesis no dry survey of abstractions. It's a guide to everyday life -- to car trips and roller- coaster rides, diet and exercise, mortgages and the housing bubble, even social networking. As Ouellette modestly recounts her own learning curve, she and her husband become characters alongside eccentrics such as Newton and Gaudi and William the Conqueror. Like a great dance teacher, Ouellette steers us so gently we think we're gliding along on our own." -Michael Sims, author of Adam's Navel: A Natural and Cultural History of the Human Form "Jennifer Ouellette's calculus confessional is a delight, and an example of the finest kind of science writing. Her book reveals to its readers the gritty inner workings of the most important idea humans have ever thought. (Yes, calculus is that big: it's all about understanding how things change in space and time, and there just isn't much more important than that.) Ouellette's wit, her elegant wielding of metaphor, and her passion for both math and funky culture produce this crucial insight: every equation tells a story, she says, and she's right, and the tales she tells here will captivate even the most math-phobic." -Tom Levenson, author of Newton and the Counterfeiter "Like the movies Batman Begins, Spider-Man, or Superman, The Calculus Diariesis the story of how an insightful, creative, and hard-working young person acquires superpowers and uses them for the benefit of society. Only this tale is true: Jennifer Ouellette can't fly or spin a web, but she can spin a yarn. The Calculus Diariesdocuments the author's seduction by mathematics and her conquering of it--Eureka!--to see the world with sharper vision. For too many people math, calculus in particular, is an albatross. But Ouellette reveals math for what it is, a powerful tool for solving problems and the exquisite language we use

Acknowledgments p. xiii
Prologue: I Could Be Mathier p. 1
To Infinity and Beyond p. 11
Drive Me Crazy p. 40
Casino Royale p. 65
The Devil's Playground p. 93
Show Me the Money p. 119
A Pox upon It p. 140
Body Heat p. 171
The Catenary Tales p. 202
Surfin' Safari p. 225
Epilogue: The Mimetics of Math p. 249
Doing the Math p. 263
Calculus of the Living Dead p. 293
Bibliography p. 299
Index p. 309